Friday 23 December 2011

A Tax Rhyme for Xmas by Mitch Young

Good morning, Mitch Young, the young dynamic accountant from LJD
Where we are committed to saving our clients hassle and money

Leading up to Xmas you may have some spare time
So think about your tax return over a glass of mulled wine

It is important you are not late in submitting the return to HMRC
Because if you do you will face a significant penalty

Even if you have no tax, they will now charge you £100 pounds
3 months late and a 5% surcharge, how do you think that sounds?

And after that it could go up to £10 a day
So make sure you give me a call I will keep the tax man away

Furthermore if you know a private tutor don’t forget they must declare
All their private earnings by 5th Jan or face a right old scare

If you get your tax return into me within the next 28 days
I can complete this for you on time and offer you tax advice in lots of different ways

So listen out over Xmas for your friends and family talking about tax
When you hear the magic word give them my phone number, email or even my fax

Surely this rhyme proves accountants can also be fun
Wishing you happy holidays from LJD and Mitch Young

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